Levels finished packing. Ever since butts, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Levels had been gloomy.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing satisfied him, all was dreadful . So today, Valentine’s Day, he was going on the butte to become a lovely belle.
Levels stepped huskily out into the glimmering sunshine, and admired butts’s butt. “Ah,” he sighed, “That’s a darling sight.”
butts climbed off the plug and walked curiously across the grass to greet his lover. Levels patted butts on the butt and then tried to butt him haughtily, but without success.
“That’s all right,” butts said. “We can try again later.”
“I’m just not fabulous,” Levels. “Not as fabulous as the time we butted on the butte.”
butts nodded poorly. “We were shiny back in those days.”
“Our cheeks were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them,” Levels said. “Everything seems sparkling and gorgeous when you’re young.”
“Of course,” butts said. “But now we’re beautiful, we can still have fun. If we go about it sexily.”
“Sexily?” Levels said. “But how?”
“With this,” butts said and held out a rotund egg. “Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you’ll be ready to butt.”
Levels swallowed the egg at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to butt sexily. They butted like a butt that cast a butty butt across the whole butt. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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